"Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!"  -Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, Montana

"You are all a bunch of heroes"  - Women's restroom, Barcilatti's, Amherst, MA

"Oregon has danker buds than you - Ha Ha"   -   "Then move there you fag!"  Diorio's South Pizza, Durango, CO

"Here I sit with my loaf on pinch - Stretching my pecker another inch - Bored as hell so I write on the walls - As that big turd just browned my balls"  Anonymous Shitter Poet, Colorado Pongas, Durango, CO

"American beer is like making love in a canoe.. itīs fucking close to water! (monty python)"  YoHo Hostel, Salzburg, Austria