"This little place we call our own, we like to keep it neat.  So please be kind with your behind, and center it on the seat"  -Fahrquart's- Durango, CO

Please don't throw your cigarette butts in the urinal. It makes them soggy and hard to light. -The Janitor

"No Sex, No STD!"  Women's Bathroom, Barcilatti's, Amherst, MA

"We are all lying in the gutter, but only some of us are looking at the stars"  Clown and Bard Hostel, Prague, Czech Republic

"Give more than you get and be blessed"  Trattoria de Giogorgio, Florence, Italy

"Literature is written by eloquent writers, Graffiti is written by everyday people whose voice is only partly heard on a bathroom wall"  YoHo Hostel, Salzburg, Austria

"Never claim to know.. only put forward a suggestion of a belief in an idea."  YoHo Hostel, Salzburg, Austria